This is literally the best Puppy Surprise video. This lady is so beautiful and she’s so fantastic.
HAPPY OLD LADIES AND PUPPIES
i’ve watched this eighty five thousand times and it’s really helping me feel better.
pretty much zazie’s parents
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard
*loses internet connection* *No Air by Jordin Sparks starts playing*
[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
if i hear gimme more start playing i will start dirty dancing immediately like i could be at my grandma’s funeral and hear “its britney bitch” from a passing car and i’d slut drop right into her grave i give no fucks
i’m putting a puppy on my amazon wishlist
im putting you on mine so that we can both get a bitch for Christmas